TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN

I guess over the weekend a hacker got into the SEARS website and messed with their grill department. The hacker made the info for the grills include instructions for cannibalism, and how to cannibalize something (or someone) with the grill! They even posted recipes! This put the SEARS website down for most of sunday night and all of monday. Everything is up and running now, and I missed it.

I would have loved to have seen what some of the grills were, like.....

• The George Foreman Hand Grill! Finally, cook a hand nice and even! No more crusty, crunchy, burnt pinkies!!!
• The Flamethrower S1000! Beautifully prepares Roast Suckling Neighbor! The meat is so tender it falls right off the bone! Before you know it, the whole neighborhood will be over!!
• The Smokehouse All in One Grill! Cooks folks whole! Just add what (or who) you want as your main dish, and cook the side dishes as well! Try our recipe for Postman al a King with a side of Tabby Cat and Toast!!! The best part--No Mess Cleanup!!!!

What a bunch of sickos......