I can't drive. This monologue proves it. (By the way, I just shaved my face, and I hate HATE it when I have a clean shaven face, so let's film my face close up! How many chins DO I have?!)
People ask me, "Chase, where can I find videos of you? Chase, where can I find things that you think that are funny and that you must share with the world?" I used to simply reply, "Well, old lady that smells like jello and aqua net-- Canada" but, I can now tell her and you, to come to this website. You should come everyday! Really. I need the numbers to boost my self-esteem....
Alright....it's official. I had to clean up my chair, my pants, and the floor after watching your video of run ins with the law. I'm surely glad that you enjoyed your burrito! LOL....hugs!
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