Announcing an Announcement.....Ahem...

Ok Folks, So here is some announcements that I was going to announce. 

My blogspot and facebook fan page are going to become a kind of hybrid of sorts. Expect all kind of sorts of silly everywhere. I have also joined the Feel Good Music Coalition and you can expect great things from that group of folks. Keep checking chasebeechershow.blogspot.com and keep checking facebook.com/pages/chase-beecher We are going to post more newsflash updates, and more adventures with Mr. Whatnot. I will be doing more monologues (at least once a week) that you can look forward to.

 BUT I NEED YOU'RE HELP!! Saturdays and Sundays are fan days here at Chase Beecher central. Send in you fan photos and or videos and all will be put up on the blog!! Sometimes we will have themes and contests!!!! One, only ONE will be chose as the coveted  pic of the week. But the others will be posted on the site as well I just wanna interact with the fans and bring the constant funny!! 

ALL HE HAD WERE EIGHT LITTLE NOTES.....

So last night I checked out American Idol. I was excited to see it broadcast live, finally, and hear the top 24 sing. Tonight was ladies night. I was excited to see Ellen take her place as a judge. I love Mrs. DeGeneres. I was ready for a big night. It did not disappoint. As always, Simon's man-boobs clanging around off camera is always a treat.  If that isn't enough, he always always tells it how it is, warts and all. That is why America loves him and why we have let him keep his green card this long.

American Idol is such a big show. I know this. I just didn't realize how big. Idol beat the Olympics the other night in the ratings game. THE OLYMPICS. That is big. My question is why. Why do we love idol? I think I know. We like to think we are the 5th judge. I know I sit there and point to the TV and say "oh she was so off, and look at that hair. What is bigger, that or her nose? I hated the song. Oy! She needs to get it together." or "He did a good job, except that he was about 2 seconds behind the band" or "WOW! she killed it! I would buy a record from her today!" (By the way, the girl to your left looks like she got caught trying to steal from Madonna's closet in the 80's! just sayin.') We like to think we have a say. We think we are "armchir experts."Well, give me a Coke glass pass me the mic!

Idol over the years, has gave us some great slang. "Dawg," for instance. I don't know if "Dawg" was coined there, but it surely got it stamp of approval for usage by Randy Jackson!! Also,everyone is "pitchy." You are "pitchy." I am "pitchy". At some point in every mammal's life, we will be "pitchy." I don't know what it means,but something to the effect that we are off key, or that Randy Jackson wants to play baseball with us later. Don't forget we also got Willam Hung and his stirring rendition of "She Bangs" and most recently "Pants on the Ground." I just don't want to be a Dawg bangin', pitchy,  all while lookin' like a fool with my pants on the ground. Thank you American Idol.

Now, one last question:How is Paula doing? 

WE WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD

 Here is a little video that Sim and I made introducing folks that are involved with Feel Good Music Coalition. Sim is the Music Man and I do the Funny. Well, I attempt to, anyhow. More or less, we like to clown wherever we are........

Oh, Liz!

This post is dedicated to my pal, Dustin, and his love for Dame Elizabeth Taylor. She is so sane and responsible and not hollywood at all. She seems to have aged well. Let's take a look.....





And for all you hipsters out there, here is a dance mix!!!!



Here she is making the best of a bad situation by "whooping for joy!"





And WHO could forget Liz at the Golden Globes? She almost announced the winner before announcing the nominees! Classic Liz! sorry the quality is a little shaky...

AN ORDER OF FRIES WITH THAT?!

Above everything, she has to have a great laugh. She has to laugh at the jokes that don't even make sense. Pity laugh is acceptable. Sparkling personality. Needs to like the Muppets. Can't be an "Anti-Mupp-ite." Blonde hair is good. She can like sports, but can't expect me to be able to do them. I break a sweat walking across the street. Being literate is great! We can read my Sesame Street books together. I am tall, so being tall is not a problem.  Most important, if we get married, I will learn how to say, "Yes, Dear." I have heard that you learn that in the marriage seminars....
Okay, that is my chick order. Where do I submit??

(This sign was outside of a feed store on a street near my house. How funny is that?! Of course I know they mean poultry, but I couldn't resist the joke....)

NEWSFLASH UPDATE

and now ladies and gentleman here is this week's installment of Newsflash Update with Len Larrymen...

AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK....

Special thanks to Lauralee and KayDe Call

DOES BOOBIE LOVE CHASE?

My 4 year old nephew, Anson (who got the nickname Boobie from his older sister) has been playing around and acting crazy and been learning about love. Boy has he been teaching me a thing or two....




This kid is going to provide countless material for years to come, I have a feeling. Oh, Boobie.

CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET...

Here are my friends, the Streets, who I used to work with. I had a funny joke for them one day, and I don't think they thought it was as funny as I did.

BEAKER'S BALLAD

This is the latest from The Muppet's Studio. I love it that they are expanding Beaker's world and showing us what he does in his down time from Muppet labs (he makes internet videos!) Plus, I love the Kansas song that he attempts to sing! Classic Muppets and great commentary on the way we use the internet....

Once again, The Muppets are property of the Walt Disney Company, I do not own them or have any right to anything they do or say. Yet.  

MR. WHATNOT TRIES TO SLEEP

Have you heard the latest Black Eyed Peas song, "Imma Be"? Well, Mr. Whatnot tried to go to sleep last night, and well, let's just say that song kept him up.....

VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

Here is a cute (and pink) little monologue about my Valentine's weekend....