People ask me, "Chase, where can I find videos of you? Chase, where can I find things that you think that are funny and that you must share with the world?" I used to simply reply, "Well, old lady that smells like jello and aqua net-- Canada" but, I can now tell her and you, to come to this website. You should come everyday! Really. I need the numbers to boost my self-esteem....
I can't drive. This monologue proves it. (By the way, I just shaved my face, and I hate HATE it when I have a clean shaven face, so let's film my face close up! How many chins DO I have?!)