IF I COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS...

Sam trying on a Halloween costume--a blonde wig.
She got pretty furious that I put this on her
head and took a picture. She just started
speaking to me again... 

As it has been stated, I love animals. I love nothing or nobody more than "Sam, America's Favorite Dog," my golden lab. She is just like my baby. When I tell her we are going for a walk, she goes to hop in the car and knows we are going for a drive. We are lazy. The drive usually ends with a trip to the store or to McDonald's. She is not worried about her girlish figure. I am not worried about mine, either.
She is the funniest thing.  She would drive that car that we take our walk on, if I would let her. She never misses"Desperate Housewives" and loves to dance to Rod Stewart. Her favorite member of "The View" is Whoopi. She loves to go outside in the mornings and sit on the patio and listen to the birds chirp in the trees-- they are her pet birds after all. She likes to go visit her Aunt Terri, and visit her gang of cats, who have let her in the gang as an honorary member. Today I might have found some more friends of hers.....


Two things I love are animals and British humour, (I think they are funnier than anyone else! Why is that?!) and a show on BBC has mashed the two together! Check out this first video, and find a bonus video after the jump!! 

Don't you think those Zebras laughed their stripes loose!?? I would like their whole herd on the front row at my every show!!! 

IT IS NOT A JOLLY HOLIDAY

Mr. Whatnot here. I have taken over the blog from the big dope for a minute. I am the little blue guy that you see from time to time. I took Sam the Dog to the park the other day and she was less than fun. I had my little camera with me, and thought I would get her to do a trick or something, but she didn't. She just ran me over! I got a grass stain on my polyester! uhhh! Here is a video of the ordeal....




ps. what a dump that park was!


~ Mr. Whatnot

SAM, AMERICA'S FAVORITE DOG, LOVES HER DAD.....MAYBE....

Pure proof that my dog is smarter than I am. Well, sometimes a stop-sign is smarter than I am. Watch my little horse of a dog, Sam, show her love for her dad. Boy, does she have me wrapped around her little paw! Look at that face!

PUPPY LOVE

My dog Sam loves to watch TV. We are watching Conan before we go to bed. At the end of the monologue, Conan ushered in "puppies dressed as cats." They were little lab puppies in little kitty costumes! She was really really really confused. She looked at the TV and turned her head from side to side and then looked at me, with the look, "what the heck is that thing?" She then noticed I was eating pizza and moved on to begging. I love my Sammy....