AVAILABLE AT WAAALLGREEEEEEEENNSS!!!!

Jimmy Kimmel is a funny man. In his monologue last night he addressed the fact that our beloved Barbra Walters interviewed the divine miss Oprah and made her cry (really, who hasn't she made cry?) and Oprah was quick to capitalize on this opportunity.

 I think this is a great business idea. I wonder how much it costs, though. I bet it is a fortune. It seems to do a lot, and I believe in it. It isn't snake oil. Watch Jimmy....



I am off to Wallgreens....

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WHATEVERS....

Presenting to you The Chase Beecher Show! Early in the summer Mz. Oprah Winfrey asked for submissions to have your OWN show on her network. (called OWN, get it?) I submitted a tape, but had to cut a lot of my jokes and funny stunts due to time. I was running like a mad man to get it in and under time. Time has marched on, and I have not been picked to be in the running to have my OWN show.
I have taken the three minute audition tape and added all the jokes and interview "stuff" in it and am now presenting it to you! Tell me what you think! The editing is not the greatest, due to me being in a crunch the first time I was editing it for the contest.
Sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for, "The Chase Beecher Show: a new hope (the audition for my OWN show) !!!!!!!!!

PUTTING THE SHOW IN OPRAH

I have been working my rear off the past few weeks on an audition tape for Oprah's have your OWN show contest and finally have my audition tape submitted. Click the link to watch and VOTE! Voting ends July 3!!!

http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=20657&promo_id=1

OPRAH, OH OPRAH, WHERE FOR ART THOU MY OPRAH!

Tis' a sad weekend for middle-aged white ladies across the country and abroad. Miss Oprah Winfrey has announced the end of her show in September 2011. She will go on to bigger and better things, but that leads me to anxiously question....
what books are we going to read? 
What are we going to watch everyday at 4 in the afternoon? 
What am I going to get my loved ones for christmas, if I don't have her favorite things show to tell me what to go get!!
What movies will I watch? Without her show promoting oscar contenders I don't know which movies and casts are "heartwarming," or "uplifting" or if they will "change my outlook on life"!!!
Will I ever have an "Aha!" moment again??
But She is leaving us with a few things to keep us in check........
I would have totally forgot about Mackenzie Phillips, not to mention her "relationship" with her father! 
She taught us how to cook with Rachel Ray. 
We learned crazy from Dr. Phil. 
We learned: My Uterus/Myself from Dr. Oz
What else did she give us??? 
Oh yeah, She even gave us Preseident Obama.