Oh, Liz!

This post is dedicated to my pal, Dustin, and his love for Dame Elizabeth Taylor. She is so sane and responsible and not hollywood at all. She seems to have aged well. Let's take a look.....





And for all you hipsters out there, here is a dance mix!!!!



Here she is making the best of a bad situation by "whooping for joy!"





And WHO could forget Liz at the Golden Globes? She almost announced the winner before announcing the nominees! Classic Liz! sorry the quality is a little shaky...

AN ORDER OF FRIES WITH THAT?!

Above everything, she has to have a great laugh. She has to laugh at the jokes that don't even make sense. Pity laugh is acceptable. Sparkling personality. Needs to like the Muppets. Can't be an "Anti-Mupp-ite." Blonde hair is good. She can like sports, but can't expect me to be able to do them. I break a sweat walking across the street. Being literate is great! We can read my Sesame Street books together. I am tall, so being tall is not a problem.  Most important, if we get married, I will learn how to say, "Yes, Dear." I have heard that you learn that in the marriage seminars....
Okay, that is my chick order. Where do I submit??

(This sign was outside of a feed store on a street near my house. How funny is that?! Of course I know they mean poultry, but I couldn't resist the joke....)

AN OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

So, I have a close friend named Alicia. She is the "White Queen Latifah,"and we have been besties before You Tube, The First Computer, The Berlin Wall, Peal Harbor, The Motor Car was Invented, Moses wandered in the wilderness, and before a guy Adam met....well, you get the point, we have been friends for a long time. Well, we have family who kindly pushes or prods and maybe gossips that we should date and get married, so here is our response.....

Sorry I said "Suck It!" I know better than that. I was just caught up in the heat of the moment.....