WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND

This little video is in tribute to the fine folks I work with. They are insane fools...



but nice, insane fools!

VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

Here is a cute (and pink) little monologue about my Valentine's weekend....

THE JAMMIE-SHUFFLE

This video represents fun at "corporate america" My friend and co-worker Kait, wanted to star, and do the "Jammie Shuffle" from Saturday Night Live. Here we go....



I am sure that Kait can be booked for birthday parties, Bat Mitzfas, Weddings, and just a plain ol' saturday night! Please email all fan mail to this blog's website....

MARY CHRISTMAS

So, I was at work the other night, taking names on the waiting list, and I had a very pleasant lady give me her name, which was "Merry." I asked her where her little lamb was, and she laughed and told me that she was born on Christmas day and it was spelled as in "Merry Christmas" and even had the middle name of "Chris." I called B.S. and asked to see some ID, skeptical. Sure enough! I have never of anyone having that!!!  I almost died. How funny! What if she was born on Easter, of Thanksgiving, or Leap Year? She was so nice and I think appreciated the good laugh that I got out of her name. If you are reading this, Merry, I would love to do an interview with you. It would be fun and silly. Contact me thru email or such. This story should put a little "Joy" in ya'll's hearts today.....

A STAR IS BORN

So, this is my married co-worker named Melissa. She is crazy. She begged to be on the blog. So here is some of her finest, well, our finest moments......

                                                                                                                                                                              Here we are pulling our sorry, sad, pouty lip faces. Heavy on the sad for sure. Maybe we should be the faces for charities this holiday season. We look pathetic. 

I stuck a pager sticker (they are WAY sticky, by the way! My eyebrows don't need to be waxed this month!) to my forehead. Don't worry, I am a paid professional. When your table is ready I will shake and light up. 

And Finally, she won a Snuggie on Halloween for winning the gave we were playing. A Snuggie? Really? I mean REALLY? I have one too! It's called a bathrobe and all I need to do is wear it backwards!! 

Though it doesn't look like it, we actually do work. Mostly. Almost.  

HE'S MAKIN' A LIST, CHECKIN' IT TWICE......

So, I was at work at *Corporate America* a few weeks ago, (yes, I have a mustache in that pic....) and a heavy set jolly man in red came waltzing in. He was in line to have me put his name on the list to get a table. Well, as I saw him, I suddenly became a 5 year old, and began swaying back and forth as I was doing the "Pee-Pee" dance. It was SANTA!! The real deal. He had a real beard white as snow, all dressed in red with even a red cap on and black buckle shoes!!  He greeted everyone and was jolly and nice and had some nice friends with him. He told me that so far I have been on the good list this year, but I am only hanging on by a thread. 
I asked him it he had heard the song "Santa Clause is coming to town." He looked at me like I was a rock. "Yes, of course I do." "Well," I said,"That song has made me an insomniac. You see me when I am SLEEPING you know when I am AWAKE. The whole song sounds like a threat. I better be nice because your coming to town? What are you packin' a baseball bat or bringin' the mob? Seriously I have insomnia." He laughed really hard, and told me to calm down, and that was no big deal, but he did tell me that I snored a lot.....